Intestinal abscess
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Description:
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Synonyms
Cramping like you have to shit like no other and the pain doesn't go away.
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Population Distribution
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Effects
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Symptoms
Smelly gas and watery stool, which runs down your leg before you could hit a toilet.
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Signs
Feels like someone donkey punched you in the gut over and over. After you push a steamer in the toilet you feel like you still have a car lodged in your guts.
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Diagnostic Tests
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Differential Diagnosis
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Expected Outcome
A doctor fingering banging your spinkter and probably taking out some intestine. A new lease on life, with a new found love for spinkter finger banging.
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Prevention
Eat salads and massive amounts of Bud Light to flush your guts out regularly. A monthly doseage of gyros will keep you fresh and pain free, except after the gyro when your stooling your brains out.
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Medical References
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